The gloss Lacy-Hacy gave me a few weeks ago is practically gone.
Do you know what this means??...
Soon, very soon, I may go into a dry lips coma.
Which can only end with a new tube of lip-smackin' Bonne Bell VitaGloss O2.
Some of you claim that I am addicted to the stuff.
But I just keep a stiff upper lip and say, "Don't give me any of yo lip!"
Ba Dum Dum.
I can't help it if my lips are drier than the Sahara Desert.
Like two pieces of shriveled jerky, they are.
The way I see it, lips shouldn't stick together when they're momentarily united. (I'm talking top lip and bottom lip, you sicko.)
And don't be fooled into thinking licking your lips will do the job. That only exacerbates the problem. I know this from experience.
Instead, show 'em a little love and use some product.
Balm, gloss, stick. It don't matter!
In fact, should you choose to use all three simultaneously, no one needs know. I promise. My lips are sealed.
3 comments:
What you need is Victoria's Secret's Beauty Rush Soothing Lip Balm, in a little tin. BEST STUFF EVER!
I was hoping this was due to a lot of making out.
Ann, who are you?...
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