Sorry 'bout that.
One of the aforementioned peeves was canker sores.
Granted, I haven't had one in a very long while, but I think that can be attributed to the fact that I avoid their causes like the plague.
I say that like I'm positive I know what causes them when the truth is, I can't really prove it, per say.
All I know is that when I eat any amount of fresh pineapple or brush with Crest toothpaste, I will most likely regret it later.
(Apparently Natalie Dee agrees with me.)
Anyone else have such a theory?
I don't think people believe me when I tell them it's true.
It wouldn't be home if, after carving a fresh pineapple, my dad didn't offer me some and then roll his eyes when I politely refused.
But such is life.
You win some, you lose some.
I mean, pineapple is delicious and all, but I think I'll settle for watermelon and Colgate. If you don't mind.
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