Bore-dumb.

This is the most boring post ever written.
Just so you know.

Why?
I am at work. I have little to do.
("I was there... I was bored..." Use it sometime. It's the best excuse ever.)

But last week I decorated my parents' house.
With decorations.

See.

Yes. That's me in the picture.

When you're Corinner-Elly, you have those priveleges.

I added a bow to the front door 'welcome' pumpkin sign.

 No. That does not mean we welcome pumpkins.

That would look like this---> 'welcome pumpkin' sign.

Get your apostrophes right.

But we don't have anything against pumpkins either.

We stack them and tie them with a bow.

I also line the porch steps with them.
They don't mind the cold.

And sometimes, I arrange really old granny decorations on a precarious shelf over the stairs.

And sometimes, Mom nags at me to be careful.

And by sometimes I mean always.

Then I come to work and... guess what?

I decorate some more.

Until my fingers bleed.

You're probably sleeping now, right?
Right?

I don't blame you.