Oh yah, I forgot to tell you. There's a storm coming.
With snow.
As in igloos and penguins and ice.
But someone just text me. There's a storm coming.
Hey look an email. Really? A storm?
I didn't know.
A storm! A storm! THERE WILL BE A STORM!
I've been notified by the university, every single do-gooder in my ward, email, phone, text, relative, friends, dogs, small emus...
You name it.
You should probably text your friends. Email them while you're at it to. And if you're feeling really in the holiday spirit, shout it to traveling passersby.
Oh look. Apparently it's going to snow tonight. Huh.
There's a storm.
Campus is closing? At three? DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO GO HOME EARLY???!!! *extremely excited face*
No? Well poop.
But me? NOOOooooo.
I'll be here forever. Rain. Shine. Storm.
Oh. Did you hear the news?
THERE'S GOING TO BE A BLOODY BLIZZARD.
And I am going to sit in this office until I die.
I made a freakin' bouquet.
No. Not during the storm you ninny.
Geez. Don't freak out.
It's just a little snow.
And when I say a little, I mean A GINORMOUS BUTT-LOAD.
Run for your lives!
P.S. A storm's a comin'.
Hide yo women. Hide yo chillen.
Would you knock me out, please?
Just hit me in the face.
3 comments:
love. it. hahahhaha!!!!
there's a SNOWSTORM in LINCOLN PARK
I mean utah.
LOL!!! After fighting my way through Wallmart I needed this. (I wished for a crow bar many a times, but sadly, I didn't have one. They are the best tool for braining zombies after all.) Thanks for making me laugh.
Guess where there is NO snow storm. Actually, I had my AC on yesterday. Mu-ahahahahahaa!!
If you die, tell my grandma "hi," kay?
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