It seems like only yesterday that I wrote my first post. *sniffle*
Maybe I should do a giveaway to celebrate?...
That seems like a popular way to reach a new level of annoying-ness, right?
Oooh! Oooh! I know!
I could offer my free services to anyone who needs help with anything!
Wait... I already do that...
Shucks. And I was all excited and all.
I guess your just gonna have to live knowing that I will fix your daughter's dress, babysit your kids, sew your ill-fitting swimsuit, edit your newly drafted resume, sing at your son's baptism, take care of the party arrangements, make dinner, clean the kitchen, give you directions, make the Relief Society announcement, decorate the living room, rub your back, dust your house, design a brochure, change that poopy diaper, etc., etc., etc.
All for free and without any need for celebration.
Did I ever mention why my blog is named Corinner-Elly?...
Never mind.
You wouldn't understand.
What I'm confused about is why my parents keep telling me that 'I've changed' and that 'I'm not the same sweet Corin I used to be'.
WTFrick?...
Last time I checked, I was?
Does this have to do with the fact that I only come home on Sundays now instead of jumping at every possible chance to run home to mommy that I possibly can?
But probably my favorite chiding came during a Sunday dinner when one of my siblings voiced, "Serving yourself before the children?? What's happened to you?..."
This was the point when I turned around, visually scanned the room to verify that all of the children were either old enough to serve themselves or had, indeed, already been served before giving my response.
"Yup. It's a crime."
Is it just me, or is telling a person they're in a bad mood a great way to put them in a bad mood?...
So there you have it.
I went from loving Corinner-Elly to a person who never smiles, never laughs and goes out of her way to kick puppies.
So shoot me.
1 comment:
Man, Corin. I can't BELIEVE you kicked a puppy. ^_~
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