I hold that if a community is large enough and organized enough to hold a 'community days' each year, then they are definitely fo realz.
He claims that because you don't technically put 'Lake Shore' on the envelope, it's really more of a pretend area of Spanish Fork.
Ruuuuuude.
In addition, when I was in London, whenever we'd take the train out of Chelmsford into the city, we'd have to walk through a small hobbit tunnel, as I liked to call it.
It was probably only six feet in diameter (at most) which made it a good topic of conversation as to who would fit and who wouldn't. Naturally, my sister's six-foot-six husband was vetoed.
Both of these scenarios lead me to begin contemplating the strange facets of human experience that make my family my family. And thus, my You Know You're a Haymore If... list was born.
Prepare yourself. This one's a doozy.
1. You know where Lake Shore, Utah is.
2. You measure everything by asking, "Would Drew fit?"
3. You think you're always right.
4. You think everyone else should always think you're right.
5. The first thing you mention when you introduce someone new is the word 'Kyle'.
6. Your favorite past time is judging/mocking others.
7. You are mildly insulted by #6.
8. You shiver at the very mention of 'chutnanya'.
9. You've had poop thrown at you while riding a miniature train.
10. You know what a 'chester drawers' is.
11. Your mom makes the best homemade bread in the world.
12. You have more brothers and sisters than you do close friends.
13. Your brother is commonly mistaken for Brad Pitt.
14. You think the difference between an ostrich and an emu is the way their knees bend.
15. You believe everything your dad has ever said. (See #14.)
16. You ever asked if it was 'porch time' as a child.
17. You are extremely talented.
18. You are amazingly good looking.
19. You are the humblest person you know.
20. You agree with everything on this list.
I can only think of 20 presently, but I'm sure the list will grow.
After all, I am a Haymore. Which is awesome.
If you have any doubts, please refer to the above list.
#18 especially.
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I can think of a few more:
21. You rode your bike to the egg-farm to buy treats.
22. You have become nearly immune to mosquito bites.
23. You have been witness to swear words from the church pulpit.
24. You have been identified from birth as either a "cow-puncher" or a "sweet girl."
25. You know that real Christmas fruitcake is chock-full of gumdrops.
26. You have ever ridden on an old car hood being towed behind a snowmobile.
27. Family Christmas Party and basketball go hand-in-hand.
28. ...as do Conference and Burraston Pond.
29. You can identify well-water and city water from a mere sip.
30. And finally...You know you're a Haymore if you've ever had to weed a garden the size of Rhode Island.
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