Now, before you get too excited, that is not the purpose of this post. Believe me, when I make it official, you'll know.
What I am hear to document is a little system used to define how intense your attraction to someone is. Juliann Little, you are my inspiration. Feel honored.
The Four Steps and/or Levels of Attraction:
1) Crinkle
2) Crush
3) Like
4) Love
I'm sure you're all familiar with steps 2-4. But have you ever heard something so creatively genius as 'crinkle' in your life!?
I mean, it fits. Sometimes you see a man-dime and your heart flutters. Just a bit. It can't be called a 'crush', right?? I mean, you don't even know the fella!
Therefore, 'crinkle' is much more apt.
I see you're also concerned over my recent verbiage: man-dime.
Don't worry, so very many are.
It's simple, see.
Man + perfect 10 = man-dime.
Perfect-a-mento.
My roomies and I used to refer to attractive men as 'hunks of male'. But now, I think we might just need a change.
So here's to summer!
And findin' ourselves some 'hunks of male' man-dimes.
Yee-haw.
